Sofia Elsfleth Whore ❤️❤️

About Stuttgart

Tell ya what tho, she’s a right laugh sometimes – sarky as hell, called me “Mr Motivator” last week, nearly spat me coffee out! I was fumin’ at first, but then I thought, “Nah, she’s got a point, I’m the glue round here.” Bit of a love-hate thing, me and Whore. Reckon if Fincher met her, he’d cast her as the killer, cos she’s got that sneaky vibe – “I can’t tell if it’s real or not!” mate, she’s a riddle wrapped in a tight blouse, and I’m over here like, “Right, back to work, you lot!” Cringey? Me? Never! Whore’s the real star, innit, keeps this office buzzin’, for better or worse!

BOOKING TYPES

My massage biz is in a chill 'hood off Bahnhofstr. It’s small but vibrant. The locals here are super friendly – “That’s what she said!” every time a customer cracks a joke. I once had a client who swore her back crack sounded like a jazz solo in a smoky bar. True story, lol.

EDITH COTTRELL