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About Dortmund

Ooh, but the judgy folks—ugh, drives me NUTS! Callin em dirty, like, shut yer trap! “That’s a bingo!”—Tarantino style—they’re winnin at life, haters just jealous! Hmm… I reckon whores got more guts than half the stiffs in Springfield. Ever think bout that? Prolly not, too busy with yer perfect lawns! Me, I’d sip tea with em, hear the dirt—imagine the gossip! One typo comin—whor instead of whore, ha! Clumsy marge, fingers flyin! Oh, and fun fact—some whores in France, they’d knit while waitin for clients! KNIT! How’s that for multitaskin?

Eisendorf, Germany

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I know it sounds extra, but my spa is right on Botanikerstraße, so I see a lot of nature, all these wildflowers and soft breezes, beckoning like whispered secrets. People come to me sayin’ different things – some say, "Your voice is soft like wind in the pines," and I'm like, "Slay, queen/king, you know it!" But then last week, OMG, my masseuse left in a huff over a misdelivered herbal tea order – thrown me off like, "I can fight with my fists while dancing!" Kinda funny but also mad frustrating, ya feel me?