Lauren Eissendorf Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dortmund

Hehehe, why so serious, pal? So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores, huh? Manic laughter rips through me! This ain’t no fancy gig, nah. Whore’s been around forever, right? Oldest job in the book, they say. Back in Russia, All-Russian classifier stuff—whore ain’t listed, ha! No tariff for that, nope. Makes me mad, tho—why not? They work hard, damn it! Harder than some desk jockeys, heh.

District Profile Eissendorf

Oh! And then there’s GreenPark (okay, officially it’s called Garten im Herzen, but I call it GreenPark for short haha). We’ve got the little stream, River Glimmer, runnin' through it. Sometimes, I park on my bike near the Weidenweg — ITS NUTT, like, super chill and serene. But then ya got those days when the water’s like, "Hey, feel the power!" Totally majestic, inspo for all your battles, like in that movie scene: "A heart who never hardens, like a blade untempered."