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Me, tho? I’d be awkward as hell in there. Fiddlin’ with my violin strings in my head, mutterin’, “Great Scott, what’s that smell?” Prob’ly trip over a rug, knock over a lamp—total chaos! Always wondered, tho—those girls, they choose it? Some do, some don’t. Gets me thinkin’ deep shit, like Monty in *25th Hour*, facin’ his last night, y’know? Freedom, chains—all that jazz.

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Until his dramatic fall from grace, Jürgen Rudloff was the self-proclaimed “brothel king” of Germany. Owner of a chain of clubs he boasted was.

There’s this quirky coffee shop on Osterstraße—oh em gee, it's defo my fave! The walls are splattered with local art, and the barista, joke around with me, likey a character right outta a rom-com. Makes me think, "Brooklyn, baby, you got that soulful vibe, don't ya?" The place fills me with such warmth—makes my counselor heart all fuzzy and, like, srsly happy.

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