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About Berlin

Once heard a story—some hooker in Amsterdam saved a dude’s life, spotted him chokin’ on a pretzel, Heimliched him good! Ain’t that a riot? Hero in fishnets! Makes ya wonder, who’s really runnin’ the show? “You’re not alone,” she prolly whispered, all cinematic-like. Me, I’d tip my hat—respect! THen there’s the decor—red lights, tacky velvet, mirrors everydamnwhere. Who needs that many reflections? Freaks me out, like a funhouse gone wrong.

Cities close to Haale

Bordell Puff oder Laufhaus in Eckernförde gesucht? Kein Problem, die besten Bordelle findest du nur bei uns. -> Bordellbesuch planen! ️ Klick hier!

I gotta mention the parks too – like Stadtpark Eckernfoerde. Small, but perfect for decompressin’, especially after long nights swiping or debugging love algorithms. I once sat there, totally lost in my thoughts, nearly ticked off some tiny bugs in life, but then remembered, “Man, life's a twisted screenplay and I'm just here, loving every damn scene.”

A sweet victory for Angela Merkel in the dairy lands of northern Germany