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So, picture this—I’m cruisin’ the backroads, dust kickin’ up, lookin’ for some action. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Not great, I’ll tell ya! I’m madder’n a wet hen ‘cause these gals ain’t just hangin’ out by the gas station like in the movies. Nope, it’s sneaky stuff—word of mouth, shady corners, maybe even a coded ad in the paper sayin’ “massage special.” Little known fact, y’all—back in the day, some ol’ boys ‘round here used to trade chickens for a quick tumble! True story, swear on my mama’s gravy.

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I gotta drop some random notes – sometimes I get so excited, I overshoot my steps, runnin' like a mad squirrel (oops, so many typos, right?) haha! I mean, seriously, Dassel's surprises me like, bang, outta nowhere. One minute I'm relaxed, then bam! A quirky statue, unexpected like a twist in the movie.

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