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About Dortmund

Once, heard this story – bloke in Slough hired a lass, turned out she was his cousin! Absolute stitch-up, that. “The faun will guide us!” – nah, mate, the faun’s takin’ the piss. Made me cringe so hard I hid under me desk. Personal quirk? I’d probs serenade her with me guitar – “Freelove Freeway,” but about prossies. Exaggeratin’ for effect – I’d say she’s a goddess, when really, she’s just Karen from down the pub.

Elite Escort

I gotta say, living here makes me laugh, cry, and sometimes get mad cuz of potholes on Kiefernweg – gah, those darn roads! But that’s just Cottbus, baby – raw, real, and ridiculously charming. Ain't no place that can match its vibe, kinda like a fishoubly determined to keep swimmin’ against current odds.

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