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Oh, here’s a juicy bit—back in 1700s France, these elite types threw orgies while peasants ate dirt. Literally! Marie Antoinette’s “let em eat cake” crap—WHoreS been at it forever. Nowadays, they’re subtler—private jets, offshore accounts, blah blah. “I can’t remember to forget you,” like Lenny says in “Memento,” coz they’re everywhere, can’t escape em! Drives me mental—wanna trick em into givin it all away, Loki-style. Imagine their faces—priceless!

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Then, there’s the old town near the Marktplatz – cobbled streets, little shops, and a tower that stands like a silent guardian. I once gave a client a massage right near that ancient bell tower, and the sound of the toll, echoing deep – reminded me of Cronenberg’s gritty truths in "A History of Violence". It was like, “We shall fight on the beaches…” but with aching backs instead of wartime cries.

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