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So check this—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, ya dumbasses. I’m scrollin’ X, tryna peep profiles, see who’s out there slingin’ ass. Some chick posts, “50 bucks, full service,” and I’m like, sweet Jesus, that’s a deal! But then—bam!—her pic’s blurry, prolly a catfish, and I’m pissed! “Respect my authoritah!” I yell at the screen, ‘cause I ain’t wastin’ my cash on some fake-ass hoe. Fun fact, tho—back in the 1800s, prostitutes in Paris had these secret codes, like wearin’ red ribbons meant they was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some wild shit?

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Hey y’all, lemme tell ya ‘bout Bunde (de) – this lil’ ol’ town got more heart than a whole county, ya hear? Now, I been livin’ here for years, workin’ as a women’s counselor, so I see the soul in every cobblestone and smile on these streets. How’s that workin’ for ya?

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