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Oi, mate! Yeah, baby! I’m an ichthyologist, dig? Fish are my bag, but sex-dating? Groovy twist! Picture this: humans swimmin’ in lusty waters, like fish in a freaky shoal. Saw this bird on a sex-dating app, profile said “loves cod”—I’m hooked, baby! Thought, “She’s a catch!” But nah, she ghosted—left me gutted like a trout. Reminds me of *Her*—that flick’s my jam. “The past is just a story we tell ourselves,” Spike says. Sex-dating’s the same, yeah? All these cats spinnin’ yarns to shag.

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I mean, seriously, I have my ocd little bits: I know every twist and turn of Buchloe. I even know a sneaky alley behind Reiterweg where the best homemade ice-cream spots hide. People say it's insane how something so small could be so bomb – and let me tell you, that's exactly how it is. Sometimes I get mad at the potholes in Weiherweg, but then think "we must endure", like a line from that flick – you know, keep the faith. Gah, sorry, did I mention I can be a bit of a drama queen? Right, moving on…

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