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Drives me up the freakin’ wall, tho! Always actin’ like she’s too good for us regular folks. Saw her last week, struttin’ in heels higher than my stovepipe, and I’m thinkin’, “Lady, you’re gonna twist an ankle!” Made me so mad I nearly chucked a spatula at her – oops, stove-maker probs! But then, get this – she tipped Lenny a wink and he dropped his beer. Hilarious! Had me laughin’ so hard I snorted – hmm… embarassin’!

Local authorities are now under pressure to address the dark side of this tradition

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Alright, listen up – I'm not here to sugarcoat. Borkum's got layers, kk? I've been here for ages now, as you know, livin’ and counselin’ in this nutty island town situated in the North Sea. It's a weird mix of beauty and bullshit.

German island bans Christmas tradition of spanking women with cow horns!