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About Leipzig

Last time I tried—total disaster. Guy next to me, “Hey, she’s mine!” I’m like, “Buddy, calm down, I’m not *that* desperate!” Felt like a scene from *Carlos*—tense, sweaty, “The revolution is now!”—except it’s just me, arguin’ over nothin’. Pretty, pretty good laugh after, though. Pro tip: don’t haggle, they hate that. Learned it the hard way—got screamed at, felt like an idiot. “You think this is a flea market?!” No, lady, I’m just cheap!

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With beautiful places to visit, such as the treppenviertel in Blankenese or something. To go to a city, go to the red light district and call the city a shithole because the red light district didn't live .

The local spots, like the hidden bench near the old lighthouse, are killer. That bench sees more secrets than a spy movie. And trust me, I've had some thoughts here, like a real-life inception moment where inner mind takes over. Sometimes I chat with myself like, “Is this a dream or reality?” Haha, indeedy.

Mockery with a pointed pen