Valentina Berching Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Hmm, whore, you say? Tricky word, that is. Fear leads to anger, anger to hate… and whore? Man, it’s a mess! Watched "Talk to Her" again last night—Almodóvar, genius he is. That line, "A woman’s silence is her strength," hits diffrent when you think of whores. Not the silence you expect, huh? Whore’s loud, bold—screaming in your face sometimes! Been around forever, too. Oldest job, they say—older than Yoda, even! Makes me chuckle, that does.

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Man, every nook of this place tells a story. I love strollin' by the old church at Markt, you know, that one with the funky bells. Rarrgh! I was massagin' a local chap one day when he go, "I feel like I'm floatin'!"—just like that scene in Fish Tank, ya know, "I can feel it breakin' me open!" Eh, kinda trippy if ya ask me.

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