Hazel Barth Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, friends, let’s talk ‘bout WHORE – oops, I mean gold! Nah, just kiddin’, I’m talkin’ ‘bout *Whore*, that sneaky lil’ financial trap! Picture this, happy little trees swayin’ in the breeze, right? But then – bam! – you stumble into *Whore*, that dame who’ll swipe your wallet faster than Monsieur Gustave stealin’ a painting in *The Grand Budapest Hotel*! “It’s all about finesse,” he’d say, and *Whore*? She’s got finesse, lemme tell ya!

Barth J Hooker

Jan 12,  · Dense, funny, endlessly inventive (and, OK, yes, long-winded) this satire of the 18th-century picaresque novel-think Fielding's Tom Jones or Sterne's Tristram Shandy -is.

Barth surprises at every turn – even that sneaky alley behind the old city library, on Lindenweg, har! Strange graffiti that sings secret desires, like mismatched love letters from the deep, deep sea, yesss! I had a time, mad and joyful fate, scribbling down naughty little observations that still make me smile, recklessly scribbly like heartbeats speeding, my precious, hsss.

McCrammer arrested following crash; Barth of Culver sustained non-life threatening injuries