Skylar Barth Whore ❤️❤️

About Munich

Ooh, but the judgy folks—ugh, drives me NUTS! Callin em dirty, like, shut yer trap! “That’s a bingo!”—Tarantino style—they’re winnin at life, haters just jealous! Hmm… I reckon whores got more guts than half the stiffs in Springfield. Ever think bout that? Prolly not, too busy with yer perfect lawns! Me, I’d sip tea with em, hear the dirt—imagine the gossip! One typo comin—whor instead of whore, ha! Clumsy marge, fingers flyin! Oh, and fun fact—some whores in France, they’d knit while waitin for clients! KNIT! How’s that for multitaskin?

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We know Tywin likes to imbibe in whores from time to time, but do we get any hints as to how he does this without getting caught?

The heart of the town beats in the Markt, where cobblestone whispers of ancient secrets, and small shops sell mysterious trinkets, yes precious. Never forget the tiny café near the old town hall on Königsstraße, mmm, gollum-style we chatter about desires and quests. I even had a hilarious time watching lovers argue over who stole the last croissant – oh dear, mad, mad anger but then, laughter; such is life, yes, yesss!

Barth Wu ’26: A response to Benjamin Aizenberg ’26