Zara Balve Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Essen

Fun fact—Victorian times, whores used arsenic makeup! Glowin’ cheeks, deadly as hell—talk ‘bout killin’ two birds, eh? Laughed me arse off picturin’ it—pale faces droppin’ like flies! We hates it tho—beauty shouldn’t bite ya! Reckon Kim Ki-duk’d nod at that—life’s cycles, death creepin’ in.

Announcement

Alright, lemme tell ya bout Balve – this place, man, it's somethin' else. So, Balve is this quirky town in Germany that's super unique. There's this street, Hauptstraße – yeah, that’s where all the local legends hang out. I’m a family psychologist, so I’m always watchin’ people and their odd little behaviors – and lemme tell ya, the residents here? They’re a mix of charming, bizarre, and downright maddening sometimes, ya know? Just like in Dogville – “Pretty, pretty good,” but also, "You have got to be more disappointed in yourself than I am."

Scores: 2024 German Dressage Championships