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I’m a neurotic mess at times – corrections everywhere, like when I say “Balve is awsm” even though I mean awesome. I’d get frustrated findin’ a new typo every minute – seriously, what’s with my fingers? But hey, that’s just me. Plus, I get a vibe from places like Steinerweg, where even the cracks on the pavement tell a story of decades of community drama. And sometimes I laugh, sometimes I cry, but mostly I think, “Man, this is life!”

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