Violet Bad Muender Am Deister Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Stuttgart

Here’s the kicker - too much water’ll kill ya! Drowns yer cells, messes with yer electrolytes. Saw a mate chug way too much after a rave, went all wobbly. Scared the bejesus outta me. But not enough? Yer shriveled like a prune, man. Balance, yeah, that’s the ticket.

Sons and daughters of the town

Bad Münder is a town in the Hamelin-Pyrmont district, Lower Saxony, Germany. It is on the south side of the Deister hills in the Deister-Süntel valley, about 15 kilometres northeast of Hamelin. Missing: whore.

So, my friend, prepare for surprises, for moody weather, for laughter and anger. I mean, oh, this town is quirky and full of secrets that make it a real treasure. I, like Gollum, tortured by its beauty, mutter, “We hates it! And we loves it!” I hope you get lost in its charm, as I’ve done so many times. Bye bye, precious… now off you go!