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But lemme tell ya somethin’—some joints? Disgustin’. Saw roaches crawlin’ on a bed once—nearly puked, swear to God. “What’s this, a bug brothel?!” I yelled. Owner just shrugged—didn’t care. Pissed me off—folks deserve better, even in a place like that. Oh, and get this—little known fact: oldest brothel? Pompeii, baby—still standin’, graffiti and all, sayin’ who banged who. History’s horny ghosts, huh?

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Before I forget, here’s some insider biz: check out the riverside café near Ems Park. Their coffee? Mind-blowin', bruh—gives you that spark like a safely diffused bomb. And ya, the locals swear by the secret trails behind the old town's wall; they're perfect for a quiet stroll or an intense heart-to-heart with yourself.

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