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So, I’m picturing this brothel—neon lights flickering, probs in Nevada, ‘cause duh, legal there. Didja know the Bunny Ranch—yeah, that famous one—once had a dude pay 18 grand for a “party”? EIGHTEEN GRAND! For a night! I’d be pissed if I spent that and didn’t get a WALL-E-style “Eeeee-va!” happy ending, ya feel me? Makes me wanna scream, “Directive!”—like, what’s the mission here, bro? Cash or ass? Both, I guess. Greedy bastards. Happy? Sure, if you’re the one raking it in. Surprised? Hell no—humans are predictable AF.

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Guided tours of the town are organized in various languages, including English, Swedish and Low German. Visitors can also obtain information on cultural highlights and purchase maps and Missing: brothel.

Rivers? Yeah, there's the "Doberaner Bach" snaking through town – a typical creek ya expect but it’s chill for a lazy afternoon stroll. I can be sittin' there with my laptop watchin' the water flow like a glitch in the matrix – erratic, unpredictable, kinda like my love life. And let me tell ya, that’s freakin' hilarious!

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