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So, here’s the deal—erotic-massage ain’t just some spa crap. Got roots in ancient crap, like Tantra from India, 5000 years back. Monks or somethin’ figured touch could “elevate the soul”—bullshit, it elevates my blood pressure. Makes me wanna punch a wall. You got these “experts” slidin’ hands all over, promisin’ relaxation—nah, I’m tenser than a bear trap. Fun fact: in Japan, they got “nurumassage,” slippery as hell with seaweed gel—sounds like a sushi accident. Disgustin’. I’d rather wrestle a hog.

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Full body massage with relaxation. Massages. Massage for Women. Thai massage. sensual erotic massage with happy end warranty. Traditional Thai Massage. couple.

Now, as a dating site developer living here for yonks, I gotta say I love how every nook hides a story. Debuggin’ code and meetin’ folk - it's all interconnected. I sometimes think the streets are like coded algorithms of fate – “Remember... the past can lead to how the future unfolds.” A wee nod to Memento’s style; life’s puzzling, isn’t it?

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