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About Hamburg

Lemme drop some truth bombs—didja know “whore” comes from some old Germanic word, “hora” or somethin’? Meant “lover” way back, ain’t that a hoot? Kinda makes ya wonder how it got all dirty and mean. I got mad when I found that out—damn language twistin’ stuff up! Used to be sweet, now it’s a cuss word. Pisses me off, but also cracks me up—history’s a sneaky sumbitch.

Inside the 'battery cage': Prostitution in Germany

I stroll with nimble feet by the flowing Schwarzbach, where water murmurs secrets like hidden whispers of yore. There, in the Auenpark near Schlossbad, I oft find solace. “You don’t get to 500 million likes,” quoth my favorite film, The Social Network, just as we cantankerous souls see fortunes in the mundane. Oh, the irony, yea?

Adam Fantilli and Nick Blankenburg Go Head to Head in Bad Joke Battle!