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So, I’m at the office, right? Bored outta my skull. Phones ringin’, papers everywhere, and I’m like, “Why not find a pro?” Not for me, ya dope—research! Yeah, that’s it. I start diggin’, and—D’oh!—turns out it ain’t as easy as orderin’ a pizza. You’d think, “Oh, just hit the streets!” Nope. These days, it’s all sneaky-like, online stuff, coded ads—wild! Didja know some use emojis? Eggplant means one thing, peach another. Freakin’ surprised me, man! I’m sittin’ there, starin’ at my screen, thinkin’, “This is limbo, man!” Like Cobb in *Inception*, lost in layers of crazy.

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To find prostitutes when you are in Cologne is not tricky. All you need to do is take a train or taxi from the Centrum to the Pascha (brothel).

Y’know, I’m not always havin’ it together. I get mad at how some parts are neglected. That one park bench near the old fountain on Lindenweg – it’s a hidden gem now marred by trash, and it makes me wanna scream, “Fix it now!” It’s like even my feelings for this town are rollercoaster wild, man.

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