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About Cologne

Funniest thing? Some johns get all philosophical, like Larry goin’, “Why me, Hashem?” Bro, you’re payin’ for tail—chill! Exaggeratin’ for effect, I’d say it’s like wrestlin’ a greased pig in a storm—slippery as hell. Anyway, that’s the scoop, my friend. Stay safe, don’t be a schmuck, and maybe watch “A Serious Man” again—shit’s gold! Can you smell what The Rock’s cookin’?

Behind the scenes in Germany’s red-light district

“ 'NeU Zink from Bad Belzig'!” Zink is not exactly from Bad Belzig, though that's where she lives now. She was born in Corona, California.

I love strollin’ by the Flussbach – that tiny river that curls past the park. The park? Oh man, it’s called Belziger Park (or so the locals say, even though some call it just “the green”). I’ve chilled there more times than I can count, just listening to birds and thinkin’ about life. It’s all zen-like, like, “Speak like Dogville, baby!” But then wham! Sometimes a party starts nearby and you get a jolt of excitement.

Fact check: Pigs aren’t poisonous