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I’d sneak in, ya know? Peek around, Bart-style. Bet it smells like cheap perfume. Or desperation. Hella dark, like when they dig in the movie. Diggin’ for truth, but—nah, just dirt. Brothels bury crap too. Nobody’s confessin’. Makes me laugh, tho. Imagine Homer runnin’ one! “D’oh, forgot the girls!”

Beliebte Dienste

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Man, there's these streets, like Hauptstraße – it’s super chill with little cafes, random art spots, and musty old buildings that still got their soul. And then there's Schlossstraße, right next to the old castle ruins. I swear, sometimes you just wanna sit on a bench, watch the breeze dance with the leaves, and go, “Eat my shorts!” – yeah, I’m lookin’ at you Dogville vibes (Lars von Trier was a trip, huh?).

Fact check: Pigs aren’t poisonous