Penelope Augsburg Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Hamburg

Eh, what’s up, doc? So, lemme tell ya bout this chick, Whore – yeah, that’s her name, don’t laugh yet! She’s a real piece o’ work, like somethin’ straight outta “A.I. Artificial Intelligence,” ya know, my fave flick. Got that vibe – half mysterious, half messed up, like Gigolo Joe spinnin’ his charm. “I’m a lover, not a fighter,” he’d say, and Whore? She’s got that game down pat.

Augsburg Bordell

Oh, and let me tell ya about St. Ulrich und Afra church – this is one of those spots that gives you chills. Its gothic spires and stained glass, wow, it's like stepping into a Wes Anderson frame. I recall advising a client there; she found strength just watching those delicate, colored windows. Sometimes my head spins thinkin', "This is history alive!"

Johnnies to Honor Jerry Haugen & Host Augsburg Saturday