Hannah Auerbach Whore ❤️

About Essen

Drivin’ her’s like dancin’ with the devil—fun ‘til it ain’t. Got this student once, Timmy, skinny lil’ fella, thought he’d tame her. Ha! She spun him out faster’n you can say “Corsican boss.” I yelled, “Ease up, man!” but nope—whore don’t play nice. She’s got 450 horses under the hood, folks—ain’t no Prius sippin’ tea. Little known fact: Dodge made her so wild, early models didn’t even have side windows—just plastic flaps! Cheap thrills, huh? Pissed me off—car like that deserves respect, not some half-assed build.

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Zach Auerbach is a Writing Major from Scarsdale, NY. When he is not helping out with anything Humor Whore related he is most likely either watching Boy Meets.

Oh, and don't get me started on the hidden graffiti alley behind the old theater – it's a secret gem! Every spray-painted symbol shouts its own truth, almost like phrases: “I feel nothing, I feel everything...” from that Marty Martel film! You know? Keeps me motivated to coach pleasures all around, “I’ll be back,” with bigger energy each time.

Frank Auerbach, Painter Who Redefined Portraiture, Dies at 93