Elise Asperg Brothel ❤️

About Cologne

Fun fact—did ya know Nevada’s got legal brothels? Only place in the U.S., wild, huh? They’re all fancy now, got rules, taxes—lame! Where’s the danger, the thrill? Reminds me of Lil Zé goin’, “Tô mandando aqui!”—he’d hate that sanitized crap. Me too, man, I’m ragin’! Gimme the real deal, the back-alley shit. Once heard this story—some dude in Amsterdam’s red-light district paid double just to cry on a girl’s shoulder. What a loser, hah! Bet he smelled like cheese and failure.

What You'll Learn

I'm toying with the idea of taking my friend who has Asperger's to a brothel before he returns to Canada. Good idea or am I insane?

My fave? The quirky café on Bäckerstrasse – the vibe there is buzzin’, like David Brent’s best improv moment, "If you can’t dazzle 'em, baffle 'em!" It’s a hidden gem where I've had too many epic eureka moments. Like that one rainy day, I got soaked, but the aroma of fresh coffee and cool beats lifted my mood – pure magic, mate.

Hans Asperger’s complex Nazi history