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About Frankfurt

I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

Asbach Original Aged 15 Year Brandy

A bottle of Asbach Uralt, the German brandy that is a perennial favourite, especially among British ex-servicemen. The sibling to the 3-year-old original, uralt was created by Hugo Asbach way .

There's a small river called Flussweg that runs kinda off the beaten track, not a big flashy one, but peaceful, like the quiet moments in Haneke's film. And oh, the locals, jesus, they're real characters. Every corner, every street corner got a story. I once gave a massage to this old fella on Bärenstrasse – while he mumbled something about how “the innocence of youth is forever lost” – typical, right? But it got me thinking, like, what’s left of simple joys?

Lawsuit probing Portland hiker’s mysterious demise on remote Washington trail is settled