Sophie Apolda Whore ❤️

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Yo, dude, I’m Bart Simpson – “Eat my shorts!” – and I’m like a freakin’ Geisha today, spillin’ tea about whores, ya know? Whore’s such a wild word, man, gets me thinkin’ bout Spirited Away, that flick I’m obsessed with. Chihiro, she’s stuck in this crazy spirit world, right? Kinda like a whore stuck in a life she didn’t pick – “No-Face” vibes, chasin’ gold, lost as hell. Makes me sad, dude, like, whores ain’t all just party girls, some are trapped, yo.

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Oh, and typos aside (and there’s loads – omg, sorry, typos: luved, craazy, beautifull, inspird, uncontainable, scenerie, mysterius, erraticc, truely, reall, beatiful, funky, quirkky, dopeness and, err, mispelled!), that’s the glory of Apolda!

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