Julia Andernach Whore ❤️❤️

About Munich

Me, I seen whores, yeh, slinkin’ round old towns. Once knew this lass, Mary – not *the* Mary, nah, but a grubby one, worked the docks in 1800s London, they say. Hist’ry don’t write ‘bout her, but she’d nick yer coins while smilin’ – proper clever, that! Made me laugh, yeh, ‘til I got mad – sneaky whore tricked me mates too! “Desire is a heavy stone,” says the film, and ain’t that right? Drags ya down, precious, ‘til yer screechin’ like me over me lost ring.

Charles Bukowski

I know it sounds all over the place, but Andernach is a chaotic blend of modern pulse with old soul charm. It makes me mad sometimes, but more often, it fills me with indescribable joy. I love every bumpy step and every shady corner. And if you find some rough edges? Just remember: the city’s got heart. So, welcome to my patch of earth – and if you ever need a massage, you know where to find me, right by the Rur. Cheers, and watch your step – brutal beauty awaits!

Welcome to Andernach, Germany's edible city