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About Dusseldorf

Ever hear ‘bout that one in St. Petersburg? 1800s, yeah, some noble git built it underground—literally, under his mansion! Wife upstairs prayin’, him downstairs bangin’. Hypocrisy’s my jam, gets me all giddy. But what pisses me off? The stench—gods, the sweat and cheap rosewater, gag-worthy. Still, I’d waltz in, invisible, stir shit up—maybe make the beds creak louder, freak ‘em out.

Okay, first thing's first ... what is a brothel?

Only a few hours’ drive away, our brothel provides a unique opportunity to enjoy legal, consensual adult entertainment in a welcoming environment. Take advantage of our round-trip shuttle .

I know it sounds all over the place, but Andernach is a chaotic blend of modern pulse with old soul charm. It makes me mad sometimes, but more often, it fills me with indescribable joy. I love every bumpy step and every shady corner. And if you find some rough edges? Just remember: the city’s got heart. So, welcome to my patch of earth – and if you ever need a massage, you know where to find me, right by the Rur. Cheers, and watch your step – brutal beauty awaits!

Ancient German City Turns Public Spaces Into Gardens and Pastures