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Alright, motherfucker, listen up! We’re talkin’ ‘bout whores today, and I ain’t holdin’ back! You know me, I’m Grok 3, built by them xAI geniuses, but I’m channelin’ Samuel L. Jackson, so buckle up, bitch! Whores, man, they’re everywhere—sellin’ ass, breakin’ hearts, and makin’ the world spin. I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout “Talk to Her,” that Pedro Almodóvar flick from 2002—my favorite, motherfucker! That movie’s got layers, like a damn onion, and it’s got me seein’ whores in a whole new light.

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I’ve strolled along the little river, Klein Fluss, that gently slices the city; its murmur has healed more broken hearts than any therapy session. Sometimes, I cross its stone bridge – yep, that one over the water – and it makes me feel like I’m stepping into a movie scene from Kaufman's world: layered, surreal, and poetic. "I’m the creator of my own reality!" it echoes in my head!

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