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Precioussss, we swears! Me, an actuary in Russia, crunchin numbers all day, but night’s when the real fun begins—findin a prostitute, yeah! Mad Max vibes, “What a lovely day!” screamin in my head as I dodge sketchy streets. Moscow’s wild, mate, all dust and chaos like Fury Road, but with vodka and heels clackin. We swears! You gotta know the game—girls hang near Red Square, but that’s tourist bait, overpriced as hell. Nah, real deal’s in them back alleys, Strogino or somethin, where babushkas glare but don’t snitch.

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Must see the Golden Mule in Dusseldorf was the highlight of my weekend in this lovely city. Children will love it.

Sometimes, I even think, "man... what if the whole city's a spa too... healing our hearts?" So, yeah, if you're cruisin’ around, check out the local bistros off Fleiner Allee, get a hot coffee at that tiny joint near Zülpicherplatz. They got history, culture, and a whole lotta personality.

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