Megan Allendorf Whore ❤️❤️

About Dusseldorf

Hey, pal, buckle up—I'm Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and I’m divin’ into this hot mess about whores, ‘cause why not? So, I’m obsessed with “Caché,” that creepy Michael Haneke flick from 2005—my fave, hands down. It’s all about secrets, shame, and peekin’ where ya shouldn’t. Whores fit right in—like, who’s watchin’ who, right? “Who sent this tape?”—that’s a line from the movie, and I’m screamin’ it in my head thinkin’ about some chick workin’ the corner. Is she hidin’ somethin’? Is someone stalkin’ her? God, it’s juicy.

Forced Labour

“You, Batzer Wahs, will be able to recall that I, Anna Immick of Allendorf, has [sic!] promised me a lot but kept very little. I, however, would.

Oh oh oh, and the local market on Marktplatz is a riot! It’s messy, it’s vibrant, and it's full of life. People shouting deals and laughing so hard they almost spill their apples. It's like every little stand hides a cinematic moment. I swear, sometime the vendors start actin’ like they're in one of those quirky Wes Anderson scenes, droppin’ lines that sound hilariously dramatic.

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