Skylar Abensberg Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here talkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, y’know, like it’s somethin’ real. Imagine me, sittin’ in my old beat-up chair, thinkin’ bout Monty from *25th Hour*, facin’ his last night of freedom. “You had it all, and you threw it away!”—that’s what I’d yell at these rich jerks payin’ for sex while the workin’ class struggles!

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Erotic massage, Golden Shower (give) for extra charge, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge, Dirtytalk, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge.

oh, and a fun fact: abensberg once hosted a tiny festival near the river’s bend on Friedensweg, where locals danced, sang, and surprisingly, debated if a foot massage or a head massage cures ultimate carpal tunnel blues – man, those were odd times!! i was like, "sweet! That’s what she said!" even though she didnt really say that, haha.

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