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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! Me, Captain Jack Sparrow, been thinkin’ ‘bout this sex-dating malarkey. Savvy? ‘Tis a wild sea o’ lust out there, arr! Watched me favorite flick, *The Turin Horse*, that bleak ol’ tale o’ grindin’ despair—makes ye ponder life’s dirty corners, eh? “The wind’s stopped,” says the lass in the film, and I reckon that’s how it feels when ye swipe right and get naught but ghosts!

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The weird zone is a place where our interest levels increase almost in direct proportion to our need to protect our heart and even our pride.

Oh, dear friend, thou must venture to the riverbanks where the mighty Rhine flows limply—a liquid mirror to our own fortunes and follies. 'Tis here that I confess many a midnight rambling, bursts of anger, and sprightly bursts of mirth; especially when my mind doth hark back, again and again, to fragments of that famed film's dark humor: "Why, verily, dost even fate bestow jest upon us plain mortals?" Simnplesuch as that, it stirs mine inner poet.

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