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Alright, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, industrialist genius, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, ‘kay? RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout my fave movie, *Moonrise Kingdom*, that sweet-ass Wes Anderson flick, and it hits me—findin’ a hooker’s like Sam and Suzy runnin’ off to bang in the woods, but with more cash and less scout badges, ya know?

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I’m not gonna lie, sometimes I get pissed off – these tourists who think they own the place, oh my gosh – but then I step out my door, inhale the crisp air of Zeven, and all that anger vanishes. It’s like, “Stop, look around! You gotta live!” And I mean it, from my head to my toes – like a scene straight out of that flick, “Only Lovers Left Alive” – there’s passion, mystery, and a vibe that’s unmatched.

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