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About Cologne

I git all fired up, stompin’ round, lookin’ fer one that ain’t gonna rob me blind. Last time, this gal—prettier’n a peach—tried chargin’ me double! I was like, “What’s yer deal, sugar?” She just smirked, and I swear, it was like Llewelyn Moss dodgin’ fate. Got me laughin’ now, tho—dumb as a bag o’ hammers, I paid her anyways! Git-R-Done, right?

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So, when you visit—go walk the quirky streets, say hi to folks on Hauptstraße, count the layers of life at Grüner Park, and just marinate in every odd detail of this amazing city. Wolnzach is wild, it's deep—it’s the Trump of cities: always winning, always tremendous.

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