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But real talk, some stories break my heart. Heard ‘bout this one gal, got into escortin’ ‘cause her kid’s sick, no insurance – messed up, right? Hits me in the feels, makes me wanna smash somethin’. Then there’s the funny side – dude claimed he “slipped” durin’ a session, broke his ankle, wanted coverage. I’m like, “Bro, you slipped where? Into next week?” Cracked me up, picturin’ him flailin’ like a fish!

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Aight, gotta bounce. But remember: Wittmund ain't just any town—it's a vibe. And I, Mr. T, live it. I pity the fool who doesn't soak up every wild moment, every windy breeze, every imperfect little detail of this crazy place. Catch ya later, buddy, and don’t forget to check out that hidden gem near Küstenweg—seriously, it blows my mind every damn time!

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