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Last week, scoped this parlor—neon sign buzzin’ “Happy Endings.” Hella sus, right? I’m thinkin’, “Who’s watchin’ who here?”—like them creepy tapes in me fave flick! Massage girl winks, says, “Relax, sailor!” I’m like, “I ain’t no squid, lady!” But, real talk—sexual-massage got history, Bikini Bottom style! Ancient sailors, post-shipwreck, rubbin’ each other down with kelp oil—true story! Bet ya didn’t know that, huh? Made me giggle, picturin’ barnacle-covered dudes gettin’ frisky—argh!

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Many a time, whilst easing a customer’s knotted spine, I catch a whiff of fresh-baked pretzels from near Lindeallee—ye gods, nothing beats it on a rainy day! But, damn it all, some streets make me mad; e.g., the blasted traffic at Hauptstr. almost makes my head spin faster than a merry-go-round in a tempest. Srsly, ’tis vexing, but then I muse, “To be or not to be?” like in that film’s unyielding lines, reminiscent of a truth too cruel to ignore.