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I ain’t slick, tho. I trip over a crack—13 typos in my step. “Hey, uh, you busy?” I mumble. She laughs, all raspy. “Busy for you, butcher boy?” Damn, she clocked me! Blood on my apron prolly gave it away. I’m happy, tho—she’s got jokes. Way better than the last time I tried this. Dude, that chick was ANGRY. Yelled at me for 10 minutes straight. “I ain’t no meat slab!” Fair, but chill, lady.

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