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Duuuude, so I’m like, a lifeguard, right? Out there savin’ folks from drownin’! But lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute! Not like, me lookin’, but just thinkin’ bout it, ya know? Like in “The Tree of Life”—“Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation?”—kinda deep stuff! Makes me wonder, are prostitutes hidin’ under waves or somethin’? Hahaha, nah, that’s dumb!

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I’ve seen so many faces in this town. Dealers of smiles, people who loved their lives. There’s a tradition here—small, scrappy, and proud. I met an old man, tough as nails but sweet as pie, who told me, “This town beats like a heart of steel.” True words. So many moments hit me, you know?

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