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Findin’ a prostitute ain’t rocket science, but it’s a freakin’ art. You don’t just stroll up, nah, it’s a dance—eye contact, nods, cash flashin’. I’d be pissed, tho—half these girls lie worse than my patients. “Oh, I’m clean,” they say. Sure, and I’m a ballerina. Everybody lies, right? Back in the day, Victorian London had 80,000 workin’ girls—little known fact—most were drunk or dyin’ of syphilis. Now? Same game, diff tech. They’re on apps, X posts, lurkin’ in DMs. Surprised me first time I saw it—hookers got better branding than my hospital.

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Anyways, my friend, prepare for surprises in every corner. Wettringen’s not just a place – it’s an adventure, a puzzle, a real-life labyrinth, yeah? Keep your eyes peeled on every twisted street name and unexpected wink from the city. Trust me – it’s like life itself is a quirky movie, a bit cryptic but full of soul. Enjoy it, and don’t be scared of a few detours in the labyrinth of Wettringen!

Friederike Kampmeyer, New Assistant Trainer at Matthieu Beckmann's Station