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So, escort - it’s old as dirt, right? Back in Victorian days, posh blokes had “companions” - wink wink - while their wives knitted or whatever. Little known fact: some escorts kept diaries, spillin’ tea on lords and dukes. Hilarious, ‘til ya realize they’re all liars too. Everybody lies, even the fancy ones. Makes me wanna smash a violin over their heads, but wood’s pricey.

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I get mad sometimes – traffic jams on Kapitänstr. make me wanna holler, “I got more sense than a rattlesnake!” smth like that. But damn, life here is lively, unpredictable. As a counselor, I dig these raw edges. It’s like livin’ the no-nonsense spirit of "No Country for Old Men" – gritty, edgy, and full of soul.

Seattle weather: Cooler, wetter weekend ahead