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I’ve seen it, mate—bloke gets a policy, then claims “emotional distress” from a dodgy masseuse. Pissed me off! Had to pay out once—some git said his “happy endin’” went sour. Fraud, I tell ya! But I was chuffed when this lass told me ‘bout ancient Rome—sexual-massage was a posh thing there. Rich twats got oiled up by slaves—wild, eh? Bet they didn’t have insurance for *that*!

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So there ya go, frend! Westend (de) is chaotic, chilled, and utterly unpredictable – a wild carnival of life's highs and lows. If you ever get here, just dive in, enjoy the ride, and let every broken, typo-style moment become etched in your mind. And, dude, as in Zodiac – "It's never over till it's over!" Now scram if ya got no time to live it up!

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