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So, anyway, I’m harvestin’, and I’m picturin’ this massage joint. Dim lights, weird music, some lady named Svetlana whisperin’, “Relax, Larry!” And I’m like, “Relax? I’m tense as hell!” That’s the thing—erotic-massage sounds hot, but I’d ruin it. I’d be rantin’— “Why’s your hand there? That’s too close!” Meanwhile, it’s supposed to boost your circulation or some crap. Little known fact—there’s this study, says it lowers stress hormones. Cortisol? Yeah, that jerk hormone. Drops like a rock after a good rubdown. Surprised me, honestly—thought it’d just make ya paranoid!

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Sometimes I just wander aimlessly, deive into alleyways near Pfarrgasse, thinking of the old, twisted tales of long past generations. It shure makes me wanna question everything. Mroe than that, though—it's a place of warm, yet frustrating, memories. And even if things get a bit scattered, I embrace it. Like, seriously, folks—life's messy. And in Wertheim (de), every squiggle of a street holds a story, a tear, a hearty laugh.

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