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Last week, right, I’m googlin’ this—X posts sayin’ it’s “tantric” or summat, energy flowin’, chakras and all that tosh. Made me angry, that—sounds like hippie nonsense! Gimme a proper oily wrestle, none of this airy-fairy guff. But then, happy as Larry when I read some bird in Thailand’s makin’ a mint, sexual-massage parlours everywhere—capitalism, baby, *vivat rex*! Reckon Ennis’d say, “This is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation,” if he didn’t get his rub. Poor sod, all repressed—me, I’d be hollerin’, “More oil, love, don’t skimp!”

Erotic Massage in Werder (Havel)

Sexual massage Germany, BDSM, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge, Dirtytalk Werder · Dierdorf · Neuwied · Moosinning · Walluf · Horst · Elsterwerda.

Wrap your head around this: Werder's a mad mix of charm and loony bits, precisely why it’s my stomping ground and why I love it. Next time you’re here, wander aimlessly, get lost, and remember – life’s too short for perfect language. Just like in that flick, where honesty cuts deep, Werder cuts you right down to the bone. Cheers, and see ya soon, ya legend!

Freiburg beats Werder Bremen 5-0 in Bundesliga to move into fourth