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Here’s a juicy bit—some say sailors invented it, lonely at sea, tradin’ tricks with port girls. Dunno if it’s true, but sounds right, eh? Me, I’d rather wrestle a shark than pay for it—too pricey, too weird! But if ya like it, precious, go for it—just don’t tell me bout the squishy details, ugh! “It’s my fault,” she whispers in the movie, all guilty. Hah! No fault in a sexual-massage, ‘less ya tip rubbish—then ya deserve a slap! Hiss! We loves it, we hates it—slippery as me fish, and twice as naughty!

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Oh, and the parks – the big one’s called Stadtpark. Ever been there? It’s huge. Full of twisted trees, random statues that look like they were assembled by a drunken artist, and benches where lovelorn drunks mutter poetic nonsense. It gives you that "Jesse James" vibe: raw, unfiltered, and a bit bloody, if you ask me. I once had a customer who claimed the park’s bench was cursed or summat – classic Werder nonsense, I say.

Oliver Burke set to join Union Berlin after Werder Bremen contract expires