Megan Wendeburg Whore ❤️❤️

About Hamburg

So, “whore” ain’t just some gal struttin’ her stuff—it’s a whole dang trade! Back in them old Soviet days, they had it tucked in them big ol’ books of jobs, probly right ‘tween “wheat thresher” and “widget maker.” Can ya imagine? Some fella in a gray suit, scribblin’ it down, all serious-like, “Yup, comrade, that’s a tariff category!” Makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. I mean, who’d’a thunk it’d be official? Little known fact—heard tell they even had quotas for it in some towns! Ain’t that wild? Surprised me so much I near spit out my gum!

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I got, uh, 15 typos somewhere (oops, sorry – my bad, but hey, it's real talk!). Also, sometimes I get so fired up by a little pothole on Marktstrasse that I almost shouted out, “This is the biggest pothole ever!” Hah! But the charm, oh the charm – it makes up for everything.

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